ashtonpress.com - Stargate Comics

[Elijah]

I tried to post these before, but it didn't work. This time I'm using photobucket. These are not mine, I found them on the Internet on http://www.cartoons.ashtonpress.com If the thread is in the wrong place, I'm sorry.

This one isn't ashtonpress, but it belongs with the rest.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/FeelingDanielsStillAround.jpg

Merry Christmas!
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DohDohDohChristmas.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/GlowingNose.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/TongueStuck1.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Deep-FriedTurkey.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/SoNotJolly.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/WhatDidYouWishFor.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/NorthPole.jpg

Making Fun of Jonas
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DonkeyJonas.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Duck.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DanielsNotes.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Diary.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/GoauldFreakOut.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/PeterParkerJoins.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/PokerNight.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/SissyJonas.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/JonasFish.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DeadPeople.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/JonasHasGoneBananas.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/RainyDayforJonas.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/OneTime.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/JelloWrestlingWillNeverBeTheSame.jpg

Jack Daniels
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/CanYouHearMeNow.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DanielFreaking.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/EvilLaundry.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/HuntingDaniels.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/LookOutforSteve.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/NevadaSymbiote.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Starring.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/WhatDidHeSay.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Bondage.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/RedPhone.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/FullCircle.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/YoYo.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Oops.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Grounded.jpg

Daniel & Vala
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Liquidation.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/ValaWinks.jpg

Sam
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/VCR.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/WhoFarted.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Beachhead.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/TongueStuck2.jpg

Teal‘c
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/JaffaKangaroo.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Indegestion.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/PeepingDaniel.jpg

General
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/WraithRodney.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Bratac.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/FreezerBurn.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/JacksConfused.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Low-CarbSystemLordDiet.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/X-Men.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/CantHidefromEarl.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DanielsLostIt.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/GateOpen.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/SheppardsHair.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Starbucks.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/DeadGoauld.jpg

Remember that episode where the Asgard mentioned the Furlings?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/Furlings.jpg

And my personal favorite
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n291/Minegar1987/Stargate%20Funnies/TheJokesonMulder.jpg

[Anissa T]

I thought those were funny until I got to the very last one in which I laughed out loud.

[Colonel Carter]

I think you should have made more than one thread for these. There are too many that they won't all show at once on my dial-up modem, I had to refresh 3 times for them to all show up.

Daniel getting Homer Simpson I think was the funniest. :)

I haven't seen enough of X-Files to get that last one. And who are the characters in the 8th one from the bottom where someone says the name Earl?

Some were funnier than others. I didn't like seeing poor Jonas getting so trashed. :( The artisticness is pretty good. There are some cartoons where the character looks extremely close to the actual person. The only thing I don't like about the artwork is the long line across the eyes. That bugs me for some reason.

I'm assuming you didn't draw them?

[Anissa T]

#8, Have you seen the show called "My name is Earl"? That would explain the entire cartoon.

Moulder was the lead character in the X-Files show. You would have to kind of see a few seasons to understand the last one.

[Elijah]

I don't watch much X-Files either; I just know Mulder is searching for aliens all the time and sometimes gets close than fails or something.

Earl believes karma is making him unlucky so he made a list of things he did wrong in the past. The main essence of the joke is that in Earl's show. The new SG-1 general plays as his dad.

Edit: I really like that top one too.
Edit: Sorry it doesn't load well. Maybe I'll separate them, just not right now.
No, I had nothing to do with these. I just found them.
The art is pretty decent, but I think Sam and Daniel could be better done. Jack and Teal'c are pretty close.
I liked Jonas too; I just think those are funny.

[Colonel Carter]

Actually, I thought Daniel looked the most like Daniel. The other three, not so much. I also thought the one with Cameron was a pretty good likeness. I thought Sheppard and Beckett were pretty off, especially Beckett. Beckett's face is a little more round than that.